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  1. Harley & Ivy, S2 E56

    Perfect, perfect, perfect.

     
     
  2. leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

    leafsfeelings:

    choptail:

    *SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

    HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

    (Source: htkfr)

     
     
  3. textsfromtng:

Submitted by Brad R.

    textsfromtng:

    Submitted by Brad R.

     
     
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  5. 
tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world


That’s… A lot of litter. :/

    tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

    That’s… A lot of litter. :/

    (Source: spkd)

     
     
  6. unclefather:

stomp the yard

    unclefather:

    stomp the yard

     
     
  7. I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

    milhouseisnotameme:

    olisaurusrex:

    true-blue-brit:

    I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

    It’d bring me great joy.

    image

    I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

    ready when you are

    “I express intense desire to hurt women who disagree with me, but who needs feminism???”

    (Source: culturistjack)

     
     
  8. illuminatipresident:

    santa:

    CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS FUCKING FACE MEANS

    image

    IS IT CRINGING IS IT A SMILE WHAT IS IT!! 

    It’s telling you to stay in school.

    image

     
     
  9. in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

omg 

I reblogged this weeks ago and it was frozen on Harry’s face so I didn’t see this. omg i needed this

    in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

    mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

    omg 

    I reblogged this weeks ago and it was frozen on Harry’s face so I didn’t see this. omg i needed this

     
     
  10. randomfatechidna:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

futureaccordingto:

(Note: Source Links in the Years)
2000s:
2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the president
2020: tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
2023: Arthur has just begun its 26th seasonThe new voice actor’s voice has become so squeaky that only Arthur fans’ dogs can hear him
2025: scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really wantthe spice girls are getting impatientwar is upon us
2053: a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
2066: physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
2068: Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
2088: there is only one tree left.   the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
2137: You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.‘Yes, same here! :)’And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
3000s:
3009: a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
4000s:
4000: 500 years after the last great war.Humanity survives in small nomadic tribes.One tribe has uncovered an ancient artifact from before the wars. They believe if they can solve its riddle, they may be able to unite humanity once more. 

What’s amazing is how well some of these fit together…

im gonna cry

    randomfatechidna:

    thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

    futureaccordingto:

    (Note: Source Links in the Years)

    2000s:

    • 2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the president
    • 2020: tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
    • 2023: Arthur has just begun its 26th season
      The new voice actor’s voice has become so squeaky that only Arthur fans’ dogs can hear him
    • 2025: scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
      the spice girls are getting impatient
      war is upon us
    • 2053: a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
    • 2066: physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
    • 2068: Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
    • 2088: there is only one tree left.   the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
    • 2137: You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.
      ‘Yes, same here! :)’
      And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.

    3000s:

    • 3009: a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.

    4000s:

    • 4000: 500 years after the last great war.
      Humanity survives in small nomadic tribes.
      One tribe has uncovered an ancient artifact from before the wars. They believe if they can solve its riddle, they may be able to unite humanity once more. image

    What’s amazing is how well some of these fit together…

    im gonna cry